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Women and age...

I used to HATE being 40 (yes Babe, I said IT! ) But now...Heck, I'm doing pretty darn good! Besides, I can hold my own with a younger one (it's called "taking the trash out" hehe)


In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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As I read through your post, the phrase "Low Maintenance" came to mind.

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As I read through your post, the phrase "Low Maintenance" came to mind.

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Hmmm...I guess you're right...And for me as long as I get the trash taken out by my husband or boys I'm usually happy!!!
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Hmmm...I guess you're right...And for me as long as I get the trash taken out by my husband or boys I'm usually happy!!!
Agreed, trash is one of those 'icky' things

BTW, I meant "low maintenance" in a very positive way. Hope it didn't ruffle any feathers
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I like "low maintenance" because that means they don't need me to be there holding their hand 24/7/365!!!!!

My girlfriend is "low maintenance" in the since that she is self sufficient and buys all of her own "stuff." I don't EVER have to give her money, and she can be away from me and do her own thing, and still be happy. That is why we have such a good relationship, because if I just need to get away (which never happens ) then I can just tell her and she understands.
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I like "low maintenance" because that means they don't need me to be there holding their hand 24/7/365!!!!!

My girlfriend is "low maintenance" in the since that she is self sufficient and buys all of her own "stuff." I don't EVER have to give her money, and she can be away from me and do her own thing, and still be happy. That is why we have such a good relationship, because if I just need to get away (which never happens ) then I can just tell her and she understands.
Absolutely. agreed. that is a very healthy relationship, and it doesn't leave you juggling stress balls

(ok so maybe I just said that so I could use that smiley, lol)
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I like "low maintenance" because that means they don't need me to be there holding their hand 24/7/365!!!!!

My girlfriend is "low maintenance" in the since that she is self sufficient and buys all of her own "stuff." I don't EVER have to give her money, and she can be away from me and do her own thing, and still be happy. That is why we have such a good relationship, because if I just need to get away (which never happens ) then I can just tell her and she understands.

LOL Sending Swattie out for "stuff" would be funny. We had this conversation before and we always laugh because he would ALWAYS come home with the WRONG product!!! And we would make him go back! And that is why he would never do it....You know the saying...Never save never!!!!
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LOL Sending Swattie out for "stuff" would be funny. We had this conversation before and we always laugh because he would ALWAYS come home with the WRONG product!!! And we would make him go back! And that is why he would never do it....You know the saying...Never save never!!!!
If I had $1 for every time my mother started yelling at my father for purchasing the wrong brand of XYZ, I'd be shooting a Springfield Arms TRP, and not an XD-45.

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If I had $1 for every time my mother started yelling at my father for purchasing the wrong brand of XYZ, I'd be shooting a Springfield Arms TRP, and not an XD-45.


APPARENTLY, MY SON, was sent out to get some "prodoct" and got the "right" product! LOL

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