
09-25-2008
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Patrol Officer
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Southeast Missouri
Posts: 51
$F: 10,974
Bank: 7,717
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Top 10 Signs You Don’t Have What It Takes To Be A Cop
Top 10 Signs You Don’t Have What It Takes To Be A Cop
1 - You need at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
2 - Sirens give you a headache.
3 - You can’t drive really fast, check a license plate on your in-car computer, talk on the radio, and drink coffee, all at the same time.
4 - When you see trouble brewing, your first reaction is to call 911.
5 - When you get nervous, you have to pee, so you secretly wear adult diapers, just in case it’s going to be a busy night.
6 - You’re being called for back-up, but you don’t go because it’s too dangerous.
7 - At the scene of a riot, you refuse to get out of the car until the crowd thins out.
8 - A woman gives birth in the street and you give her a ticket for littering.
9 - You think frisking people and giving “mouth to mouth” to someone of your own gender is politically incorrect.
10 - You’re a bleeder and you faint at the sight of a papercut.
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