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05-14-2008

SaraJ

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Euphemisms for Masturbation...

16 Lap-based web browsing
15 Gettin' some air nookie
14 Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
13 Tango Con Mano
12 Jostling your Elder
11 Ruminating & Pondering
10 Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
9 Releasing the hostages
8 Tickling your Elmo
7 Fixing the Hubble
6 Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
5 Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
4 Beta-testing the hardware
3 Downloading from your own website (manually downloading your genetic information)
2 Evicting the testicular squatters

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Masturbation...

1 Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship's Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation

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