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**SaraJ** · 05-01-2008

These are based on common mispronounciation. There are similar jokes about the Gringos and our mispronunciation of Spanish words!

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, pero Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
'Orale vato, when all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom

3. 'Shoulder'
My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. ' Texas'
My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. 'Herpes'
Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum!
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez '
One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

10. Choose
Every morning I get up and put on my socks and choose.

**Patrick** · 05-01-2008

LOL, those are funny. There are a lot of people that's American that has similar bad grammar.

**Swattie** · 05-12-2008

What is bad is I said those out loud and ended up with a mexican accent.

**DoubleTap** · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Swattie

What is bad is I said those out loud and ended up with a mexican accent.

So did I, must be a male thing, or we are both just that AWESOME, I will go with the ladder.

**Swattie's Wife** · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by HotTamale

So did I, must be a male thing, or we are both just that AWESOME, I will go with the ladder.

So, what ya'll are trying to tell us is "We're all that AND a bag of Dirrotos!"

**Swattie** · 05-12-2008

You both can't spell.

It is Latter not ladder

and Doritos not Dirrotos.

This from your freindly neighborhood spelling nazi.

**Swattie's Wife** · 05-12-2008

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Originally Posted by Swattie

You both can't spell.

It is Latter not ladder

and Doritos not Dirrotos.

This from your freindly neighborhood spelling nazi.

On my defense I had just heard 2 SCREAMING kids at that moment! LOL

And yes Baby...you ARE all that and a bag of Doritos!

**TimothyJ** · 05-12-2008

This sounds very close to something done by Jeff Foxworthy.. he did a bit just like this, only, it applied to rednecks instead of mexicans.

Maybe this is his work and I just missed it? :O


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