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Old 04-29-2008
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A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.

When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.”

A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, “Ma'am I see you're from Florida.”

The old lady comments, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man speaks up as he says, “HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'” The old lady nods her head, “Yup.”

The trooper mutters, “Boy, one time, I had the worst sex I’ve ever had in my life in Florida.”

The old lady replies, “Heh, what did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!”
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Hahahahaha, a trooper would not murmur that! But that is funny as H E Double Hockey Sticks!!!!!!!
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LOL, the old man is funny. I am from Florida so I know that can't be true.

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Funny! I love the couple in this joke.

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This joke reminds me of grandmother and grandfather. They are always going at it like this and they are funny. Also, I know they really care about each other but like to bicker.
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