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The Oil Shortage

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.

Well, here's the answer: It's simple. Nobody bothered to check the oil. They didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.

All the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.!


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Oh, how true!!! I and what remains of my family hold the mineral rights to the "old homestead" in Texas. We've known that there's oil on the land since 1932 but the oil companies didn't want to do anything about it until Dec. of this year. DUH!!!
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Everyone is mad about gas prices. I know my news station had a segment on how we could make extra money to counter gas prices. For example, they suggest that you clean out your closet and sell your clothes for extra gas money. I thought it was amusing.

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Sell clothes to pay for gas?? Hhhhmmmmm. I bet I could get enough to pay for a trip to 7-11. Maybe.
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