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04-21-2008
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Genealogy
Genealogy:
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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04-21-2008
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Could you say this is a disfunctional marriage? LOL
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04-22-2008
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LOL! I guess the mother is not that fond of her in laws.
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04-23-2008
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There are reasons for this, as any married person will tell you! When I was married the family had to endure cousin Getis. He was so dumb that he shot the little toe off his left foot with a shotgun when he tried to push some barbed wire down to go through a fence. The next year he blew the big toe off the same foot doing the same thing!!!!!!!
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04-28-2008
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SaraJ, are you saying that some people have some crazy in laws? LOL! I don't really have a problem with their being crazy in laws but I can't stand the meddling in laws.
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04-28-2008
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I like my future in-laws, is that weird!
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05-01-2008
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No, it's not weird that you like your in laws. You should consider yourself lucky that you have some more people that you consider family.
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05-12-2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackrose
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
I'll have to remember this one! VERY funny!!!!
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