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04-13-2008

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Bad joke....but clean

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

OPEN TOAD SHOES!!!

Thank you thank you! :taking a bow:

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Cute joke!!!

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Stupid!..........................

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04-17-2008

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You should be shot! LOL

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LOL, very funny! I would have never thought of that answer.

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