
04-13-2008
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Daddy Long legs.........
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy
Longlegs,'
her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the
little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having
any of that Brokeback Mountain s**t in our garden.
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I will live my personal life unsullied as an example to others
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother F'er in the valley.
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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