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Old 04-07-2008
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A Friendship Test
PROOF that dog is man's best friend:

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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LOL, I don't know about that test. I think you going to get a bite from the dog and the wife.
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The dog would be grateful that you let him out. The wife would be furious that you put her in the trunk and then doubly furious that you left her so long then triply furious that she was in the trunk with the dog!!! LOL
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LOL, I don't think you can win with the wife.
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In a divorce the wife gets the kids and the husband gets the dog. Sounds fair to me!
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