 |
Welcome to the Law Enforcement Forum - Local and International Law Enforcement Community .
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our FREE community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
Be sure to join and you can have a chance at winning a NEW STUN GUN or PEPPER SPRAY!
|
 |
|
04-07-2008
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 67
$F: 73
Bank: 2,044
Total $F: 2,117
Donate
Rep Power: 0
|
|
How do you handle someone who continues to say, "FISH TACOS!"
Here's what I came up with:
"Hey wat's up?," you ask.
"Fish tacos!," The stranger replies.
"What?," you reply.
"Fish Tacos!," They yell.
"Okay, Can you say anything other than Fish Tacos?," you ask.
"FISH TACOS!," They yell.
"Fish Tacos?," You ask.
"FISH TACOS!," they yell.
"Okay, you have five seconds to say something other than FISH TACOS!," You yell.
"FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS!," They reply.
"Alright that's it! I warned you!," you yell as you take out your 9mm gun.
"FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS, FISH TACOS? *GUNSHOT IS HEARD* FISH TACooooooooooossssssssssss............," They reply after you shoot them.
((I thought that was funny....what do you think?))
|
 Today
|
|
|
Law Enforcement Forum
|
04-07-2008
|
LIEUTENANT
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1,076
$F: 221,022
Bank: 709,866
Total $F: 930,888
Donate
Rep Power: 35426557
|
|
Just seems stupid to me.......is there a point?
__________________
I will live my personal life unsullied as an example to others
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
|
04-07-2008
|
|
LIEUTENANT
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Aguascalientes, Mexico
Posts: 1,133
$F: 28,880
Bank: 0
Total $F: 28,880
Donate
Rep Power: 111578404
|
|
Obviously no point, which is the point!! It's a bit weird, I'd say. Sort of like modern art.
__________________
"Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes."
"The easiest way to double the size of a problem is to turn your back on it." Lions for Lambs
|
04-07-2008
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 67
$F: 73
Bank: 2,044
Total $F: 2,117
Donate
Rep Power: 0
|
|
RE: "Fish Tacos"
okay here's what you do:
make your own reply to the following problem:
Someone is continuously saying, "FISH TACOS!," because that's all that they can say. What would you do if you encountered someone like that?
My answer: SEE 1ST POST
|
04-07-2008
|
|
LIEUTENANT
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1,076
$F: 221,022
Bank: 709,866
Total $F: 930,888
Donate
Rep Power: 35426557
|
|
Am I On-duty or off?
If on, he would be going with me to the station, I would then write out what I wanted him to do, and he would then write back his responce.
If off, just ignore him and walk away!
__________________
I will live my personal life unsullied as an example to others
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
|
04-07-2008
|
Super Moderator
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 428
$F: 184,966
Bank: 0
Total $F: 184,966
Donate
Rep Power: 6121399
|
|
Guess I'm missing it, don't quite make sense to me  
|
04-08-2008
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 67
$F: 73
Bank: 2,044
Total $F: 2,117
Donate
Rep Power: 0
|
|
Re: "fish Tacos"
Okay read my post^^^^the one where I explained.....
You can be "on duty" or "off duty" it's your choice.....have fun!!!!
|
04-09-2008
|
|
OFFICER I
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 80
$F: 3,586
Bank: 0
Total $F: 3,586
Donate
Rep Power: 108
|
|
LOL, I like your crazy sense of humor. I think I would just walk away because I wouldn't want to get mean. 
|
04-10-2008
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 67
$F: 73
Bank: 2,044
Total $F: 2,117
Donate
Rep Power: 0
|
|
Re: "fish Tacos!"
 XD that's funny....lmfaorotfflofl
|
04-11-2008
|
|
LIEUTENANT
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Aguascalientes, Mexico
Posts: 1,133
$F: 28,880
Bank: 0
Total $F: 28,880
Donate
Rep Power: 111578404
|
|
This reminds me of the old elephant jokes. You know, the ones that go,
"How do you know an elephant was playing in the strawberries?
By the red stains on their sneakers."
"How do you know an elephant was in your fridge?
By the footprints in the mayo."
__________________
"Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes."
"The easiest way to double the size of a problem is to turn your back on it." Lions for Lambs
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
$F Per Thread View: 0
$F Per Thread: 9
$F Per Reply: 5
|
|
|
|
 |
