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11-20-2008
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First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.'
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11-20-2008
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Lol!!!!! Too funny.
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11-20-2008
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Good one G!
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I will live my personal life unsullied as an example to others
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother F'er in the valley.
'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'
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11-22-2008
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ooh, that's gonna leave an emotional dent 
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11-23-2008
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Wow
Good job G!!!! 
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funny 
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Had to reply...that was hilarious, thanks.
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08-03-2009
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Wow. That is all i can say to that.
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12-29-2009
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Great joke, thanks for sharing it dude, you made my day.
(I haven`t found laughing smiles)
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