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Talking Quote for the day:

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> 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
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> If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
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> If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
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> If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
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> She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
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> So - if you give her crap,
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> you will receive more **** than any one human being can handle
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> Life is short, Forgive quickly, Kiss Slowly, Love truly, Laugh
> uncontrollably
> And never regret anything that made you smile!
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