LITTLE OLD LADY

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto thepavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....

"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady .... "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"
"Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no" , says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
to the parking lot of Wrigley Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks
his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing."