THE PANTS -ADVICE FOR A GOOD MARRIAGE

Marty was going to be married to April so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Marty, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Marty. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Marty took off his pants and said to April, "Here -
try these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Marty said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then April took off her pants and handed them to Marty. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants!"
April said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,you never will."