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How to proerly articulate in a Police Report

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INDIANAPOLIS METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT


INCIDENT: 584 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

OCCURRED: 07/08/2007 03:26 TO 07/08/2007 04:00

ARRESTS: 1

INJURED: 0

DEAD: 0

VEHICLE TOWED: 0

PERSON: 1

PERSON INVOLVEMENT: ARR ARRESTED

PERSON NAME: SMITH,JAMES A

RACE: W WHITE

SEX: M MALE

DATE OF BIRTH: 01/22/1982
AGE: 25

ADDRESS: 555 ANYWHERE DR

CITY, STATE, ZIP: INDIANAPOLIS IN 46236

HOME PHONE: (555)555-5555

DATE OF ARREST: 07/08/2007

ARREST LOCATION: E 62ND ST/N COLLEGE AV, INDIANAPOLIS

CHARGE: 07.1-0005-0001-0003 PUBLIC INTOXICATION/MB


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ON 07/08/07, AT APPROXIMATELY 0326 HOURS, I WAS TRAVELING NORTHBOUND IN THE 6100 BLOCK OF N. COLLEGE AVE. IN MY FULLY MARKED IMPD POLICE VEHICLE AND IN FULL UNIFORM. I HAD MY WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. I HEARD A MALE VOICE CALLING FOR A PIG, HE WAS SAYING "SUEY, PIGGY, PIGGY" I LOOKED OVER AND OBSERVED THREE WHITE MALES AND A WHITE FEMALE WALKING SOUTHBOUND ON THE EAST SIDE OF N. COLLEGE AVE. ONE OF THE WHITE MALES WEARING BLUE JEANS AND A LIGHT COLORED BUTTONED UP SHIRT LOOKED DIRECTLY AT ME WITH RED GLASSY BLOODSHOT EYES AND SAID, "SUEY PIGGY, PIGGY." I WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MAN HAD LOST HIS PIG AND THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND IN THE BROAD RIPPLE AREA SO I DECIDED TO STOP AND ASSIST HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW DEVASTATING A LOST OF PET CAN BE. I IDENTIFIED THE WHITE MALE SUBJECT FROM AN INDIANA DRIVER'S LICENSE AS JAMES ADAM SMITH, DOB 1/22/82. WHILE I WAS SPEAKING WITH MR. SMITH ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE LOST PIG, I SMELLED A STRONG ODOR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON HIS BREATH AND PERSON. HIS SPEECH WAS ALSO SLIGHTLY SLURRED. I PLACED MR. SMITH UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE APC BY A MARION COUNTY JAIL WAGON. I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE BROAD RIPPLE AREA AND UNFORTUNATELY WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE ANY LOST PIGS. I HOPE I FIND IT BEFORE THE GUY AT RICK'S BODACIS BARBECUE DOES. ALL OF THE ABOVE OCCURRED IN MARION COUNTY, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.


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