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09-27-2008

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George and his wife Joyce were sitting around chatting.
Out of the blue, George said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.
So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my woodworking stuff."
Joyce asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".
George replied, "Well, I don't want some other a$$hole using all my stuff."
Joyce said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER a$$hole?

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