Choking - Law Enforcement Local and International Law Enforcement Community

**Boner** · 09-17-2008

A Father walks into a bookstore with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly,the boy starts choking, going blue
in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds
the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way unhurried,across the bookstore.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants,
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist gently
at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
catches it in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."

**TimothyJ** · 09-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boner

A Father walks into a bookstore with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly,the boy starts choking, going blue
in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds
the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way unhurried,across the bookstore.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants,
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist gently
at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
catches it in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."

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**AllAmerican** · 09-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boner

A Father walks into a bookstore with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly,the boy starts choking, going blue
in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds
the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way unhurried,across the bookstore.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants,
takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist gently
at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
catches it in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."

Bwahahahahahahaha, thats great!!!!! I think, Defense Attorney would have worked as well!!!! Whatever they are all pieces of ........eh you all know!


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