
09-05-2008
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Advocatus Diaboli
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: North of Detroit, way south of Heaven
Posts: 128
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How was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...You'll love this...
"You’ve got Male!"
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Sir Winston Churchill
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(ME IS WATCHIN YOU)
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