Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come
work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache
and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, " Man, I really need you here today.
When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything feel better and then I go to work.
Why don't you give that a try?"

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say
and I feel great! I be at work soon . . . .



(wait for it!!!)







. . . .By the way, you got nice house."