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Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes.


After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are
the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing
the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller
and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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