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Old 08-29-2008
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Pearly Gates

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Detroit showed up.

Never having seen anyone from Detroit at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said: "They're gone!"


"What? All of the Detroiters are gone?" asked God.


"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!"
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And I know JUST where they are . . . . Tepito!!





(Tepito is a large open-air, plublic market in Mexico City that's famous for selling ANYthing you might want including stolen goods, drugs, women, boys, etc.)
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