
08-29-2008
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Advocatus Diaboli
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Policeman and Golfers
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper,
maybe he can do something about this'
'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of
blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will
say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'
The Policeman said, 'Why the hell don't they play at night?'
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