**Disclaimer**Keep in mind that being the professional individual that I am, I neither condone or partake in this type of activity............... Who created this? Not ME!!!

** Some of these are particular to a specific "location", so some might not understand....

ONE-POINT DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
5) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
6) Have lunch at an inopportune time
7) Scare the piss out of each other on ANY occasion.
8) Refer to everyone by code names.
9) Place 10 “out of order” signs in random locations throughout the hospital (Copiers, Printers, Coke machines, plants, mops).
10) Land 10 paper airplanes on the roof of the retail store
11) Call in with a different unit’s call sign and state you have to go potty.

THREE-POINT DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and give him the double-barreled shotgun fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3) Page yourself over the Hospital P.A. system
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
6) Direct traffic in front of the Yellow Main and when someone pulls up and asks where the V.A. is, look at them with a straight face and tell them 2 blocks down and take a left.
7) Find a recently road killed HUGE beaver, sit it up with a beer can and a cigarette; have a picture made with it.
8) Access the Chiefs vehicle and turn up the heat (in the summer) or A/C (winter) crank the stereo, turn on all switches and signals. (5 points for his POV)
9) Run one lap around the Atrium at top speed
10) If a co-worker gets injured, has a baby, etc. bring them dead flowers stuck inside an empty beer can along with a recycled card. Better if the recycled card is from another occasion (birthday card recycled for get well).
11) Set all clocks on an entire floor back one hour.
12) Play random movie quotes over the prep.
13) Send an Officer to a key service (unlock door request) that does not exist. (Only 1 point for a rookie)
14) Walk through dispatch 10 times continually without saying a word. (Through the office and around registration and admitting)

FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
4) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour.
5) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
6) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
7) In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 am slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if it's your boss)
8) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
9) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
11) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
12) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
13) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your supervisor’s desk.
14) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
15) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
16) Conduct a traffic stop on a loud music offender. Arrest said offender. Take pocket knife out, cut out offender’s stereo equipment (all of it) and tag it as evidence.
17) Agree when your Chief calls the Director an idiot. To his face.
18) Roll a bowling ball down the center of Brush Street by dropping it out of your patrol car window.
19) Go to Brush Street and drag race with officers from other agencies. Three points if its officers from the V.A.
20) Put a for sale sign in the Chiefs front yard about once a month. (Photo required)
21) Confront, fight and arrest any hospital supervisor (purple stripe on ID)
22) Randomly run through an office like you’re in a foot pursuit (5 extra points in the Directors Suite)
23) Find an unsecured officers POV and place the head of you or your buddies’ freshly harvested deer in the front seat...in a Victoria’s Secret bag.
24) Have a "Beach Day" where you wear your uniform along with arm floaties, a duck or frog waist floatie and sunblock on your nose.
25) Pass unfriendly gas in front of a “suspect” in custody
26) Place an ad for the supervisors (house/ car/ or any personal belonging) for sale in the paper.

The Ultimate 20 point dares

1) Move a desk (with all accoutrements) into an elevator. Every time the doors opens and someone tries to get on, ask them if they have an appointment, if they don’t, demand they call ahead for an appointment and close the doors.