LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! So this woman in her mind did nothing wrong. The bad thing in this is that there are more people just like her.

"I got drove to the cops office where i got finger printed and my picture taken"
My reply to her "Got arrested for shoplifting"

"then i signed a paper (no idea what it was)"
My reply to her "The paper you signed was a ticket for shoplifting and how do I know u say because it says "SHOPLIFTING"."

"i never got read my rights or asked if i wanted an attorney present"
My reply to her "because they do not have to read you your rights when they don't asked guilty seeking questions"

"Do you think with a lawyer i can fight this and win?"
My reply to her "Yea go ahead and get a lawyer I think you can win" as I smile with a evil grin while laughing inside LOL